Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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