the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your penis caused this!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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