Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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