summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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