I CAN MOONWALK!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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