I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
