i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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