How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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