Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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