You're so nebulous sometimes
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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