every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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