I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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