sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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