Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He shit in the fireplace
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Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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