he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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