shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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