bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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