I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
