honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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