I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
3pm strippers are depressing
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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