Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Come see our sink grown plant.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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