in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
