i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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