theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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