I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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