You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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