It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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