they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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