i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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