let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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