he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
she smelled like a LAN party
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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