I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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