sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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