I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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