You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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