He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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