I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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