I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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