I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
God, I missed his penis.
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