that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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