it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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