I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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