I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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