I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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