people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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