i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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