your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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