How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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