im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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