I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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