you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
her facebook's as public as her vagina
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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