come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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