Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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