I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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