Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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