He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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