Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I love you. Go after that dick
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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